Tuesday, January 22, 2008

MATH

So after receiving a not so good grade on my first Math (Stats) test I have offically decided that I HATE math! It's too logical, there is only 1 right answer - no imagination, if you accidently use the wrong integer then oops the whole problem is WRONG! Seriously, I'm not bitter but the people who invented this disipline were CRAZY!

But no worries, I have found some positive things about Math. Thanks Hali!

101% From a strictlymathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%. How about ACHIEVING 101%?What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L
M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the
love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 =101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

8 comments:

Rach said...

Good old math! Just glad it's not me:) Hey, way to go on our ASL test though! Yay!
p.s. we are SO going to WIN tonight!!!

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Hali said...

Um...not sure how I managed to delete a blank comment?!? My bad! (Not only am I in-ept at math, apparantly my computer skills are lacking too?!?)

Good luck with the STATS class...heck, if I can pass it, you certainly can! I share your sentiment all the same :)

Meghan said...

yeah, i have to take that darn math class too. not excited at all. So Fifus is back-no worries. And the lilly pad on grass was prancing around too.
meg

bevans said...

Hey, I enjoyed the mathamatical formula. I like math because there is only one correct answer. The variables of english drive me mad. Correct me if I'm not following correct protocal.

Trecia said...

Hi "Ern"!!! So glad I have you as one of my peeps now-hope everything in the LIB is going swell-

Meghan said...

I miss you so much E to the rin. I can't wait to see my roommie tomorrow. :)
love ya,
meg