STROKER

Strok'er noun. A bowler who is very smooth with both his release and approach.

Jeff, my friends, is a Stroker. Psst.. . .You should probably bow; you're in the cyper-presence of greatness. Two weeks ago we had the privilege of watching our friend Jeff bowl in the Utah Summer Games.  He had been reminding us for a month that he bowled singles at 9:00 and doubles at 1:00. Of course our attendance was required to maintain any sort of quality friendship. :) Weeks, no years, of practice paid off as Jeff took the silver in singles and the gold in doubles. He bowled an amazing 116, 133, 133, and 149 in four games. He was on FIRE and ruled the lanes! Note to all mortals: Jeff is the bowling champion. You have been warned.